SIDHUISM
* He moved like a heavy duty truck (when a fielder dropped a catch due to
his slow reaction)
* As safe as a bucket ( for a fielder taking a catch successfully)
* A depression is where you have no belt to tighten.
* A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
* A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on!
* A good example is the best sermon you can ever
preach.
* A good lather is half the shave.
* A lemon squeezed too hard yields a bitter juice.
* All that comes from cow is not milk.
* A man who is heading nowhere is sure to reach his destination.
* A pessimist is one who burns bridges before the enemy gets to them.
* A recession is where you have to tighten your belt.
* As innocent as freshly laid eggs.
o About Atal Behari Vajpayee.
* A small leak can sink a big ship.
* A tree is always known by its fruit.
* A true professional is like a chameleon - he will change colour to suit
his surroundings.
* Age is the perfect extinguisher for the fire of youth.
* All that comes from a cow is not milk.
* Bad habits are like comfy beds - easy to get into, very difficult to get
out of.
* Beauty even when silent is eloquent.
* Big boast, small roast.
* Call the bear uncle until you cross his bridge.
* Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
* Character isn't made in a crisis, but it IS shown in one.
* Commonsense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things as
they need to be done.
* Curry is a worry.
* Disappointments need to be cremated, not embalmed.
20 * Don't die until you're dead.
* Easy to criticise an egg, difficult to lay one.
* Even a cock crows over his own dung heap.
* Even a turtle won't move until he sticks his neck out.
* Every dog is a lion at his own door.
* Every time a lamb bleats, it loses a mouthful of hay.
* Everything comes out from a cow is not butter.
* Experience is the comb life gives you when you are bald.
* Experience is the thing you get right after you need it.
* Failure is a better teacher than success, but it will seldom get an apple.
* Faith in your abilities will help you face the music, e
ven if you don't
like the tune.
* Fine feathers make a fine bird.
* Flattery is like chewing gum, you chew it for a while, don't swallow it -
and after a while, spit it out!
* Gamblers are like toilets - broke one day, flush the next.
* Good deeds speak for themselves, the tongue only speaks of their
eloquence.
* He's shredded that into smithereens
* He has either got to tighten his belt or lose his pants.
* He looks at the umpire as innocent as a freshly laid egg.
* He who ceases to praise ceases to prosper.
* He who doesn't throw the dice will never get a six.
* He's 20like a tornado - he can really blow you off your feet.
* He's shredded that into smithereens
o (On Rahul Dravid hitting a boundary, India v England, 2002)
* He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
o (On Indian fielder Sadagopan Ramesh's diving catch against Sri
Lanka)
* He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot
go beyond 30!
o (On Sri Lankan batsman Romesh Kaluwitharna who was wasting balls
without making runs)
* New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the
complete row will be down!
20 o (In India's last match against New Zealand)
* His mind is on the boisterous sea of doubt.
* Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.
* Hope is the elixer of life.
* Ideas are funny things - they don't work unless you do.
* If fate gives you a lemon, make lemonade.
* If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket.
* If the heavens throw you a date, open your mouth.
* If you dine with the devil, use a long spoon.
* If you enjoy a particular thing, you will always succeed at it.
* If you want to catch a fish, you have to lose
a fly
* If you want your hen to lay, you have to bear the cackling.
* Ifs and ands are like pots and pans, they all go tinkers.
* In life, as in chess, it is foresight which will win.
* In times of prosperity, remember it's the fattest pig that goes to the
butcher.
* It is better to pluck the fruit from the tree than wait for it to fall.
* It is choice, not chance that determines destiny.
* It is tiny droplets of water that make a shower. He's believing his doubt
and doubting his belief.
* It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell-bent on committing suicide.
* It's not the early 20bird that gets the worm, it's the smart one.
* Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!
* Judge people by their performance, not by their intentions.
* Keep feeding your faith until your doubts starves to death.
* Liquor talks mighty loud when it's let loose from the jug.
* Mr Boycott, the last time you celebrated your birthday, the candles cost
more than the cake.
o To remind Sir Geoffery Boycott of his age, while the latter was
talking about his fascination with young Indian actress Shilpa Shetty
* My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
* Next to good judgement, diamonds=2
0and pearls are the next rarest thing.
* Optimist is the one who looks at bullshit and sees fertilizer.
* Patience is the greatest of all shock-absorbers.
* Penny and penny will make many.
* Pitches are like wives - you never know which way they'll turn.
* Some students will drink from the fountain of knowledge - others will
simply gargle.
* Speed has little to do with your progress - it is more to do with
direction.
* Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian auto (auto rickshaw - form of
Indian taxi) meter.
* Statistics are like miniskirts (or bikinis). What they reveal is
tantalizing, but what they=2
0hide is crucial.
o Variant: Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what
they hide.
* Strength grows in the garden of patience.
* Strike when the iron is hot, and make the iron hot by striking.
* Success is a matter of luck and pluck.
* Success is the fruit of concentration.
* Talent is nothing if it's not controlled, harnessed and disciplined.
* That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!
o (When Saurav Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the
air)
* The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in
the sea.
* The batsman is like an Indian three-wheeler - sucking a lot of diesel but
can't go beyond 30.
* The bill was buzzing past the head like a bumblebee breaking wind.
* The blood of the soldier gives glory to the general.
* The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
* The doghouse is no place to keep a sausage.
* The first blow is half the battle.
* The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car
through it... !!
* The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
* The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that
the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
o To Martin Crowe
* There's always light at the end of the tunnel, my friend, but beware, it
may be that of an oncoming train.
* The longer the rope, the tighter the noose.
* The older you get, the better you get - unless you're a banana.
* The only thing you can get in a hurry is trouble.
* The only thing you get in life without effort is dandruff.
* The weakness of your opposition is your strength.
* The whole world is not cleaned by soft soap.
* The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind a
nd you don't matter.
* Their batting lineup is like a row of cycles - if one falls, the entire
row collapses.
* There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
* There's free cheese in a mousetrap.
* They are like brooding hens on top of a china egg (quoting Michael Foot)
* They're trying to make a whistle sound like a trumpet.
* This is a batsman who is as eratic as the electricity supply in most parts
of India.
* Those openers are like nappies, and changed for the same reason.
* To achieve, you have to believe.
* To catch a trout, you must be prepared to lose a fly.
* To e
rr is human - but not too often.
* Troubles are like babies - the more you nurse them, the bigger they grow.
* Wallowing in foolishness like a rhinoceros in an African bog.
* Were "ifs" and "buts" pots and pans there would be no tinkers.
* When everything is coming your way, you might just be in the wrong lane of
traffic.
* When you are an anvil, hold yourself still.
* When you are eating with the devil, you've got to have long utensils.
o Variant: When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a
long spoon!
* When you are submerged up to your ears in trouble, try using the part
that
isn't submerged.
* When you have no pants to hold up, it is time to panic.
* When you're a hammer, strike your fill.
* When you're running with the big dogs, you can't piddle like a puppy.
* Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
o (In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe)
* Winning is not important, but wanting to win is.
* You always make your own luck.
* You aren't rewarded for having brains, you're rewarded for using them.
* You can't squeeze toothpaste back into the tube.
* You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you ca
n't take the jungle
out of the tiger.
* You can't prevent the consequences of your mistakes.
* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
* You've got to put the saddle on the right horse.
* Your originality is your strength.
* Warne is a victim of his own success. He has taken to women the way an
ostrich takes to the skies
* If my aunty had been a man she would have been my uncle
* He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition
* This bowler bowls so slow that the batsmen have enough time to call home
and talk to their wives between every delivery
*=2
0Pitches are like husband!!! They keep slowing down!!!
* His footwork is like a car in a traffic jam
* His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that
* The ball missed the bat like a kiss in a hindi movie
* The Sri Lankans are running between the wickets as if their wives are
chasing them with a belan
* Indian Cricket is like Indian monsoon, when it rains it pours, or else
there is Drought
* Cricket is the game of glorious uncertainities! Glorious-When SriLankans
play, Uncertain-when India play
* In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left
* Indians should no
w be on their toes like midgets at a urinal
* For the indians now it's 'fightback' or 'flightback'
* Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle
* Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test
against Zimbabwe:
…Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg. Why a China egg? Because nothing
will hatch out of it!
* Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two
* Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm
* Prasad beat a Sri Lankan batsman: "He opened him like a can of beans".
* Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair: "The wily fox is back. 20Its
an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs".
* About the Zimbabwean batsmen: "Cats on a hot tin roof…"
* Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order: "They are so timid,
they wouldn't say boo to a goose!"
* I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for
support, not illumination
his slow reaction)
* As safe as a bucket ( for a fielder taking a catch successfully)
* A depression is where you have no belt to tighten.
* A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
* A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on!
* A good example is the best sermon you can ever
preach.
* A good lather is half the shave.
* A lemon squeezed too hard yields a bitter juice.
* All that comes from cow is not milk.
* A man who is heading nowhere is sure to reach his destination.
* A pessimist is one who burns bridges before the enemy gets to them.
* A recession is where you have to tighten your belt.
* As innocent as freshly laid eggs.
o About Atal Behari Vajpayee.
* A small leak can sink a big ship.
* A tree is always known by its fruit.
* A true professional is like a chameleon - he will change colour to suit
his surroundings.
* Age is the perfect extinguisher for the fire of youth.
* All that comes from a cow is not milk.
* Bad habits are like comfy beds - easy to get into, very difficult to get
out of.
* Beauty even when silent is eloquent.
* Big boast, small roast.
* Call the bear uncle until you cross his bridge.
* Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
* Character isn't made in a crisis, but it IS shown in one.
* Commonsense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things as
they need to be done.
* Curry is a worry.
* Disappointments need to be cremated, not embalmed.
20 * Don't die until you're dead.
* Easy to criticise an egg, difficult to lay one.
* Even a cock crows over his own dung heap.
* Even a turtle won't move until he sticks his neck out.
* Every dog is a lion at his own door.
* Every time a lamb bleats, it loses a mouthful of hay.
* Everything comes out from a cow is not butter.
* Experience is the comb life gives you when you are bald.
* Experience is the thing you get right after you need it.
* Failure is a better teacher than success, but it will seldom get an apple.
* Faith in your abilities will help you face the music, e
ven if you don't
like the tune.
* Fine feathers make a fine bird.
* Flattery is like chewing gum, you chew it for a while, don't swallow it -
and after a while, spit it out!
* Gamblers are like toilets - broke one day, flush the next.
* Good deeds speak for themselves, the tongue only speaks of their
eloquence.
* He's shredded that into smithereens
* He has either got to tighten his belt or lose his pants.
* He looks at the umpire as innocent as a freshly laid egg.
* He who ceases to praise ceases to prosper.
* He who doesn't throw the dice will never get a six.
* He's 20like a tornado - he can really blow you off your feet.
* He's shredded that into smithereens
o (On Rahul Dravid hitting a boundary, India v England, 2002)
* He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
o (On Indian fielder Sadagopan Ramesh's diving catch against Sri
Lanka)
* He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot
go beyond 30!
o (On Sri Lankan batsman Romesh Kaluwitharna who was wasting balls
without making runs)
* New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the
complete row will be down!
20 o (In India's last match against New Zealand)
* His mind is on the boisterous sea of doubt.
* Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.
* Hope is the elixer of life.
* Ideas are funny things - they don't work unless you do.
* If fate gives you a lemon, make lemonade.
* If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket.
* If the heavens throw you a date, open your mouth.
* If you dine with the devil, use a long spoon.
* If you enjoy a particular thing, you will always succeed at it.
* If you want to catch a fish, you have to lose
a fly
* If you want your hen to lay, you have to bear the cackling.
* Ifs and ands are like pots and pans, they all go tinkers.
* In life, as in chess, it is foresight which will win.
* In times of prosperity, remember it's the fattest pig that goes to the
butcher.
* It is better to pluck the fruit from the tree than wait for it to fall.
* It is choice, not chance that determines destiny.
* It is tiny droplets of water that make a shower. He's believing his doubt
and doubting his belief.
* It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell-bent on committing suicide.
* It's not the early 20bird that gets the worm, it's the smart one.
* Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!
* Judge people by their performance, not by their intentions.
* Keep feeding your faith until your doubts starves to death.
* Liquor talks mighty loud when it's let loose from the jug.
* Mr Boycott, the last time you celebrated your birthday, the candles cost
more than the cake.
o To remind Sir Geoffery Boycott of his age, while the latter was
talking about his fascination with young Indian actress Shilpa Shetty
* My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
* Next to good judgement, diamonds=2
0and pearls are the next rarest thing.
* Optimist is the one who looks at bullshit and sees fertilizer.
* Patience is the greatest of all shock-absorbers.
* Penny and penny will make many.
* Pitches are like wives - you never know which way they'll turn.
* Some students will drink from the fountain of knowledge - others will
simply gargle.
* Speed has little to do with your progress - it is more to do with
direction.
* Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian auto (auto rickshaw - form of
Indian taxi) meter.
* Statistics are like miniskirts (or bikinis). What they reveal is
tantalizing, but what they=2
0hide is crucial.
o Variant: Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what
they hide.
* Strength grows in the garden of patience.
* Strike when the iron is hot, and make the iron hot by striking.
* Success is a matter of luck and pluck.
* Success is the fruit of concentration.
* Talent is nothing if it's not controlled, harnessed and disciplined.
* That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!
o (When Saurav Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the
air)
* The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in
the sea.
* The batsman is like an Indian three-wheeler - sucking a lot of diesel but
can't go beyond 30.
* The bill was buzzing past the head like a bumblebee breaking wind.
* The blood of the soldier gives glory to the general.
* The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
* The doghouse is no place to keep a sausage.
* The first blow is half the battle.
* The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car
through it... !!
* The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
* The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that
the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
o To Martin Crowe
* There's always light at the end of the tunnel, my friend, but beware, it
may be that of an oncoming train.
* The longer the rope, the tighter the noose.
* The older you get, the better you get - unless you're a banana.
* The only thing you can get in a hurry is trouble.
* The only thing you get in life without effort is dandruff.
* The weakness of your opposition is your strength.
* The whole world is not cleaned by soft soap.
* The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind a
nd you don't matter.
* Their batting lineup is like a row of cycles - if one falls, the entire
row collapses.
* There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
* There's free cheese in a mousetrap.
* They are like brooding hens on top of a china egg (quoting Michael Foot)
* They're trying to make a whistle sound like a trumpet.
* This is a batsman who is as eratic as the electricity supply in most parts
of India.
* Those openers are like nappies, and changed for the same reason.
* To achieve, you have to believe.
* To catch a trout, you must be prepared to lose a fly.
* To e
rr is human - but not too often.
* Troubles are like babies - the more you nurse them, the bigger they grow.
* Wallowing in foolishness like a rhinoceros in an African bog.
* Were "ifs" and "buts" pots and pans there would be no tinkers.
* When everything is coming your way, you might just be in the wrong lane of
traffic.
* When you are an anvil, hold yourself still.
* When you are eating with the devil, you've got to have long utensils.
o Variant: When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a
long spoon!
* When you are submerged up to your ears in trouble, try using the part
that
isn't submerged.
* When you have no pants to hold up, it is time to panic.
* When you're a hammer, strike your fill.
* When you're running with the big dogs, you can't piddle like a puppy.
* Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
o (In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe)
* Winning is not important, but wanting to win is.
* You always make your own luck.
* You aren't rewarded for having brains, you're rewarded for using them.
* You can't squeeze toothpaste back into the tube.
* You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you ca
n't take the jungle
out of the tiger.
* You can't prevent the consequences of your mistakes.
* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
* You've got to put the saddle on the right horse.
* Your originality is your strength.
* Warne is a victim of his own success. He has taken to women the way an
ostrich takes to the skies
* If my aunty had been a man she would have been my uncle
* He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition
* This bowler bowls so slow that the batsmen have enough time to call home
and talk to their wives between every delivery
*=2
0Pitches are like husband!!! They keep slowing down!!!
* His footwork is like a car in a traffic jam
* His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that
* The ball missed the bat like a kiss in a hindi movie
* The Sri Lankans are running between the wickets as if their wives are
chasing them with a belan
* Indian Cricket is like Indian monsoon, when it rains it pours, or else
there is Drought
* Cricket is the game of glorious uncertainities! Glorious-When SriLankans
play, Uncertain-when India play
* In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left
* Indians should no
w be on their toes like midgets at a urinal
* For the indians now it's 'fightback' or 'flightback'
* Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle
* Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test
against Zimbabwe:
…Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg. Why a China egg? Because nothing
will hatch out of it!
* Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two
* Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm
* Prasad beat a Sri Lankan batsman: "He opened him like a can of beans".
* Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair: "The wily fox is back. 20Its
an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs".
* About the Zimbabwean batsmen: "Cats on a hot tin roof…"
* Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order: "They are so timid,
they wouldn't say boo to a goose!"
* I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for
support, not illumination
HARPREET GURU !!!!!..........
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