Girls Are Like Apples On a Apple Tree

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.

Why Pappu Failed

Funny Hindi Shyari

khud ko jalana chata hoon

Ajeeb Shakhs hoon Khudh ko jalana chahta hoon,
Mein khudh ko rakh kar kahe bhool jana chaht hoon,

Meray naseeb ki khushiyan bhi kab milli mujhko,
Bas ab to umer bhar ansoo bahana chahta hoon,

Najaney kitni mohabbat hai ranj-o-gham hai mujhey,
Koi bhi dard ho dil mein chupana chahta hoon,


Baha baha ke yeh ansoo bikhar chuka hoon bohaat,
simat ke zaat mein ab muskurana chahta hoon,

Jisey aik umer se Dil mein basa kai rakha hai,
Woh raaz aaj mein sab ko batana chahta hoon,

Wohi yaad hai jo acha kaha hai logo ne,
Baqaya sarey sitam bhool jana chahta hoon,

Mujhe zamaney nai pathar samjh liya hai magar,
Mein aik insan hoon sab ko batana chahta hoon,

Jo mujh se ruth chuky hain zamaney ki khushiyan,
To mein bhi khushyon se ab ruth jana chahta hoon,

Woh meri khwahishein woh mera khuwaab woh mera bacheni,
Umer rafta mein phir sai woh pana chahta hoon,

Koi to ho jo mujhe bhi lagaye seenay se,
Kisi ko mein bhi gham apna sunana chahta hoon

My Shayari..............

Har Jakham sah lete hai
jindagi uhi ji lete hai
hath mila lete hai jisne dosti ka ek bar
fir un hatho se jahar bhi ppi lete hai

kuch is tarah se pyar kar bethe hum ke khud ko hi sambhal na paye,
har waqt yu to the hons me hum par kambakth unko ye samja na shake,
saath chale rahe unke magar unko ye ahsaas dila na shake,
pyar to unko bhi tha hamse magar who keh na sake, aur hum samaj na shake.


KAUN KISKO DIL MAIN JAGAH DETA HAI..
PED BHI SHUKHEY PATTEY GIRA DETA HAI…
WAKIF HAI HUM DUNIYA K RIWAZO SE,
DIL BHAR JAYE TOH HAR KOI BHULA DETA HAI….

e Sanam har faisala mujhe tera manjur hai,
Samne tere teri mehbooba bahot majboor hai
kam nahi hai roshni tere pyar ki
shayad mere pyar me khuda ko yahi manjoor hai

Har dua me jaise ek fariyaad chhipi ho
Tanhaee me kisi ke saath chhipi ho
Lamho me kisi ki yaad chhipi ho
Is khamoshi me jaise koi baat chhipi ho

Pyar chupta nahi aankhen chupane se,
dil rukta nahi kisike samjhane se,
Ruk jati hai dhadkan tujhe bhul jaane se,
hum tujhe yaad karte hai jeene ke bahane se'.

Thak gaye hum apka intazar karte karte,
roj hajar bar khuda se takrar karte karte,
tin labz apke jaban se nahi nikle,
tut gaye hum ek tarfa pyar karte karte.

iska jaha naam hota hai,
tadpna uljna aam hota hai,
khushnashibo ko isq ho nahi sakta,
ye to badnashibo ka kam hota hai.

Barso gujar gaye rokar nahi dekha,
in ankho ko ansuo se dhokhar nahi dekha,
wo kya jane pyar kya chij hoti hai,
jisne kabhi kisi ko khokar nahi dekha.

Sabhi ko sab kuch nahi milta,
nadi ki har lahar ko sahil nahi milta,
ye dil walo ki duniya hai yaar,
kisi ko dil nahi mailta aur kisi ko dil se nahi milta.

Us ajnabi ka yun injar na karte,
Is ashiq dil ka na aitbar na karte,
roj niklenga uski yaad me ek ansoo,
ye maloom hota to kabhi us se pyar na karte

DO KADAM CHALNE KELIYE SATH MANGAA HAI
BAS PAL-DO-PAL KELIYE PYAR UDHAAR MANGA HAI
NA CHUPA APNE GUM KO TABASSUM KE PICHE
MAINE TUJHE SARE GUMON KE SATH MANGAA HAI.

Aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yaadon ka gulaam kar gaya,
apni zindagi girvi rakhkar khareeda tha jise,
aaj vahi hame neelaam kar gaya.

Ji bhar kar roye to karar paya,
is dour me kisne sachha pyar paya,
jindagi gujar rahi thi inthane se ki....,
ek jakham bhara nahi aur dusra taiyar paya.

Agar mai mar gaya to jala dena,
par jalane se pahle dil nikal dena,
are hume fikar nahi dil jal jane ki
fikar hai to is dil me rahne walo ki.

char ful hum par gire,
char ful unpar gire,
vo bhi saj rahe the,
hum bhi saj rahe the,
bas fark itna tha hum dono me...
ve Duniya basa rahe the,
aur hum Duniya se ja rahe the.

Ap samjhte haiki humne apko bhula rakha hai,
Humne to apko dil me chupa rakha hai,
KOi dekh na le apko humari ankho me,
is liye humne palko ko bhi jhuka rakha hai.

Har dhadkan me ek raaj hota ha,
har baat karne ka ek andaj hota hai,
Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki,
tab tak har kisi ko apne pyar par naaj hota hai.

Apno ne jahar ka jaam de diya,
gairo ne bewafa naam de diya,
jo kahte the hume bhul na jana,
usine bhulne ka paigaam de diya.

Do Not Take Tension........

The moment you are in tension

You will lose your attention

Then you are in total confusion

and you'll feel irritation

This may spoil your personal relation

Ultimately, you won't get co-operation

And get things into complication

Then your BP may raise caution

And you may have to take medication

Why not try understanding the situation

And try to think about the solution

Many Problems will be solved by discussion

Which will work out better in your profession

Don't think it's my free suggestion

It is only for your prevention

If you understand my intention

You'll never come again into tension!!!

Thanks

Good One To Laugh

1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein




Thanks

How to Creat an Invisible FOLDER.....

1. Right click where ever you want the invisible folder to be and select create a new folder.

2 Right Click on the folder and hit rename. Erase the name of the folder so there is nothing there.

3. If you try to stop here windows will tell you that you need to provide a name. So to get around this with the name field still active hold down ALT and press 0160 on the number pad (make sure Num Lock is on), release alt

You should now have a blank name with nothing but a folder next to it

4. Now click on the nameless folder and right click. Select Properties.

5. Go to the Customize tab.

6. Find and press the Change Icon button. Scroll through the icons until you find one that has no image.

7. Hit OK and you have an invisible folder!

With the invisible folder you can hide what ever undesirables you have. Be it video games at work, pictures of your family or anything else you can think of "wink".

The folder will show up for a brief second if you put it on your desktop. For that reason it might be smart to place it inside a folder or amongst a group of folders.

Before Marriage.......and..........After Marriage (Really very funny)

It was Quite Funny.
I am posting also funny Joke.
BEFORE MARRIAGE

He: Yes. At last . It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes!
She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE....
Simply read from bottom to top.

IF U HAve GUTS THEN READ THIS TRUE STORY!

IF U HAS GUTS THEN READ THIS TRUE STORY!


THIS MESSAGE ORIGINALLY SENT BY ONE OF MY FRIEND. I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.. BUT BE CAREFUL THOSE WHO HAVE WEAK HEARTS.


BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!

Read this true Incident & let everybody you know this. My friend lives in Delhi , One day he went to Gurgaon to visit his uncle for some days. One evening he and some other of my college friends for a movie & had so much fun that he forgot that it was Very late. He was returning around midnight. He had to walk about a mile from where his friend dropped him. As he was walking alone, he could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was so dark. While walking, he was astonished to see an old creepy looking guy selling some books. It was a very unusual thing to see a thing like that at late night. It got the shivers on him when he noticed that his old guy is unusually pale and staring at him.

The old guy said "Son why don't you get a book, it would keep you company".

Then he did something which he would regret for the rest of his Life. My friend started to act brave & thought why not & had a look at his Collection. He noticed that all the books were related to supernatural Activities, but he found one that was very interesting.

So he asked the Old man "how much is it?".

The old guy replied, "Well son, this is an interesting book, it's only for Rs. 250.

My friend was shocked and said "but...but it's expensive"

This time the old man stared which freaked him. My friend quickly checked all his pockets & found Rs.200 & said "This is all I have."

The old guy replied "its OK son, you can have the book for that price

As My friend was just about to run for home the old man called back & said "Son, whatever happen, you don't ever flip the book to it's last page. Remember these words or you would regret it.

My friend nodded and never looked back.

On reaching home, he quickly asked his Uncle whether there was any new old book seller nearby.

The Uncle replied "not that I know of but, we've heard that there's 1 old man comes once in a while during full moon nights but heard That there is something creepy about it, why son?"

My friend freaked out, he told his uncle "nothing uncle, just asking".

He started reading the book with the old man's words on His mind. At night, 2 o'clock, as he went to bed, a gush of wind blew which chilled him up to his bones. At that glimpse, he noticed the wind had blown the pages to its last page. He remembered what the old man has said!


But we humans tend to have the tendency to know.

Out of curiosity, he flipped to the last page & fainted. What he saw at the last page is stated below.




Don't look further down if you have a weak heart


I warn you

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Original price: -- Rs. 250/-
Promotion price: -- Rs. 10/-
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Ha Ha Ha !

GOD (GOOGLE ORIENTED DEVELOPMENT)

It's our duty to thank GOD (GOOGLE ORIENTED DEVELOPMENT) J for being with us throughout the

year during development . So let's start this year with an aarti of GOD J So every1 let's

start ----

Indian and American ......!!

An Indian and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.
The Indian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."
Again, the Indian declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This gets the Indian 's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Indian doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."
So the Indian asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.
Checks the input. All to no avail!

Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Indian and hands him $500.
The Indian thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.

The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the
Indian and asks,"Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Indian reaches into his purse, hands the American $5,
and goes back to sleep!

Your Weakness = Your Strength

This is a story of one 10-year-old boy who decided to study judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a devastating car accident.


The boy began lessons with an old Japanese judo master. The boy was doing well, so he couldn't understand why, after three months of training, the master had taught him only one move. "Sensei," the boy finally said,
"Shouldn't I be learning more moves?"


"This is the only move you know, but this is the only
move you'll ever need to know," the Sensei replied.
Not quite understanding, but believing in his teacher,
the boy kept training.





Several months later, the Sensei took the boy to his
first tournament. Surprising himself, the boy easily
won his first two matches. The third match proved
to be more difficult, but after some time, his
opponent became impatient and charged; the
boy deftly used his one move to win the match.
Still amazed by his success, the boy was now
in the finals.



This time, his opponent was bigger, stronger, and
more experienced. For a while, the boy appeared
to be overmatched. Concerned that the boy might get hurt, the referee called a time-out. He was about
to stop the match when the Sensei intervened..
"No," the Sensei insisted, "Let him continue."


Soon after the match resumed, his opponent made
a critical mistake: he dropped his guard. Instantly, the
boy used his move to pin him. The boy had won the
match and the tournament. He was the champion.


On the way home, the boy and Sensei reviewed
every move in each and every match. Then the boy summoned the courage to ask what was really on his mind. "Sensei, how did I win the tournament with only one move?" "You won for two reasons," the Sensei answered. "First, you've almost mastered one of the
most difficult throws in all of judo. And second, the
only known defence for that move is for your opponent
to grab your left arm."


The boy's greatest weakness had become his
greatest strength..

True Story of Miss India 2009- an inspiring story for everyone!

Miss India 2009- Pooja Chopra, Mother- Neera Chopra

Neera Chopra lived through abuse, poverty and some tough choices to make her once-unwanted girl child, Pooja Chopra,

Neera Chopras story:
I don’t know where to begin... they were terrible times. My husband was well-placed, but the marriage had begun to sink almost as soon as it began. Like most women do, I tried to work against all the odds .

My in-laws insisted everything would be alright if I had a son. My first child was a daughter, and that didn’t do me any good... but I couldn’t walk out. I had lost my father, my brother was in a not-so-senior position in Bata. I didn’t want to be a burden on my family and continued to live in my marital home in Kolkata.

I looked after my mother-inlaw, who was suffering from cancer, and while bathing her, I would tell myself she would bless me and put things right.

I don’t know how I tolerated it all. The least a man can do, if he must philander, is to not flaunt his women in his wife’s face. Then began the manhandling. I still wanted my marriage to survive. I was a pure vegetarian and learnt to cook non-vegetarian delicacies thinking it would please him.

Then, I was pregnant again. When Pooja was eight months in my womb, my husband brought a girl to the house and announced he would marry her.. I thought of killing myself. I hung on the slight hope that if the baby was a boy, my marriage could be saved.

When Pooja was born a girl, for three days, nobody came to the hospital. There was a squadron leader’s wife on the opposite bed, who was kind enough to give me baby clothes for Pooja to wear. When she was 20 days old, I had to make a choice. I left the house with my girls ‘ Pooja and Shubra, who was seven then. I haven’t seen my husband since. I promised myself, even if we had just one roti, we would share it, but together.

I began life in Mumbai with the support of my mother, brother, who was by then married. It wasn’t the ideal situation, especially when he had children ‘ space, money, everything was short. I began work at the Taj Colaba and got my own place. How did I manage’ Truth be told, I would put a chatai on the floor, leave two glasses of milk and some food, and bolt the door from outside before going to work. I would leave the key with the neighbours and tell the kids to shout out to them when it was time to leave for school.

Their tiny hands would do homework on their own, feed themselves on days that I worked late. My elder daughter Shubhra would make Pooja do her corrections... This is how they grew up. At a birthday party, Pooja would not eat her piece of cake, but pack it and bring it home to share with her sister. When Shubhra started working, she would skip lunch and pack a chicken sandwich that she would slip in her sister’s lunchbox the next day.

I used to pray, ‘God, punish me for my karma, but not my innocent little kids. Please let me provide them the basics.’ I used to struggle for shoes, socks, uniforms. I was living in Bangur Nagar, Goregaon. Pooja would walk four bus stops down to the St Thomas
Academy. Then, too little to cross the road, she would ask a passerby to help her. I had to save the bus money to be able to put some milk in their bodies.

Life began to change when I got a job for Rs 6,000 at the then Goa Penta. Mr Chhabra, the owner, and his wife, were kind enough to provide a loan for me. I sent my daughters to my sister’s house in Pune, with my mother as support. I spent four years working in Goa while I saved to buy a small one-bedroom house in Pune (where the family still lives). I would work 16-18 hours a day, not even taking weekly offs to accumulate leave and visit my daughters three or four times a year.

Once I bought my house and found a job in Pune, life began to settle. I worked in Hotel Blue Diamond for a year and then finally joined Mainland China ‘ which changed my life. The consideration of the team and management brought me the stability to bring them up, despite late hours and the travelling a hotelier must do.

Shubhra got a job in Hotel Blue Diamond, being the youngest employee there while still in college, and managed to finish her Masters in commerce and her BBM. Today, she is married to a sweet Catholic boy who is in the Merchant Navy and has a sweet daughter.

I continue to finish my day job and come home and take tuitions, as I have done for all these years. I also do all my household chores myself.

Through the years, Shubhra has been my anchor and Pooja, the rock. Pooja’s tiny hands have wiped away my tears when I broke down. She has stood up for me, when I couldn’t speak for myself. Academically brilliant, she participated in all extra-curricular activities. When she needed high heels to model in, she did odd shows and bought them for herself.

When I saw Pooja give her speech on TV, I knew it came from her heart. I could see the twinkle in her eye. And I thought to myself as she won ‘My God, this is my little girl.’ God was trying to tell me something.

Today, I’ve no regrets. I believe every cloud has a silver lining. As a mother, I’ve done nothing great.

‘I won due to my mother’s karma’

Pantaloons Femina Miss India Pooja Chopra’s mother promised ‘One day, this girl will make me proud’. Pooja speaks on fulfilling that promise... When I was 20 days old, my mother was asked to make a choice. It was either me ‘ a girl child, or her husband. She chose me. As she walked out she turned around and told her husband, ‘One day, this girl will make me proud’. That day has come. Her husband went on to marry a woman who gave him two sons. Today, as I stand here a Miss India, I don’t even know if my father knows that it is me, his daughter, who has set out to conquer the world, a crown on my head. Our lives have not been easy, least so for my mother. Financially, emotionally, she struggled to stay afloat, to keep her job and yet allow us to be the best that we could be. I was given only one condition when I started modelling ‘ my grades wouldn’t drop.

All the girls in the pageant worked hard, but my edge was my mother’s sacrifice, her karma. Today, when people call to congratulate me, it’s not me they pay tribute to, but to her life and her struggle. She’s the true Woman of Substance. She is my light, my mentor, my driving force. My win was merely God’s way of compensating her.

Women and Men.

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

"No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."

"I would dispute that," answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."

"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.

"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."

Hilarious Husband1.0

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy


Dear Tech Support ,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in

the overall
system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated

flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0 .


In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NEWS 5.0,
MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .


Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.


Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.


What can I do?


Signed,



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Reply


DEAR Madam,


First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an

operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not

forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the

applications Jewellery
2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to

Silence 2.5 or
Beer 6.1 .

Please note that Beer 6..1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus

in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)


In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are

unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn

new
applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!