Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Taare Zameen Par.......................Kholo Kholo Darwaze

Song : Kholo Kholo
Music : Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy
Lyrics : Prasoon...
Singers : Raman Mahadevan

Kholo Kholo Darwaze
Parde Karo Kinare
Khuntey Se Bandhi Hai Hawa
Mil Ke Chhudao Saare

Aajao Patang Leke
Apney Hi Rang Leke
Aasmaan Ka Shamiyana
Aaj Hamein Hai Sajana

Kyun Is Kadar Hairaan Tu
Mausam Ka Hai Mehmaan Tu
O, Duniya Sajee Tere Liye
Khud Ko Zara Pehchaan Tu

Tu Dhoop Hain Jham Se Bikhar
Tu Hai Nadee O Bekhabar
Beh Chal Kahin Ud Chal Kahin
Dil Khush Jahan Teri Toh Manzil Hai Wahin

O, Kyun Is Kadar Hairaan Tu
Mausam Ka Hai Mehmaan Tu

Baasi Zindagi Udaasi
Taazi Hasney Ko Raazi
Garma Garma Saari
Abhi Abhi Hai Utaari

O, Zindagi To Hain Batasha
Meethi Meethi Si Hai Aasha
Chakh Le Rakh Le
Hatheli Se Dhak Le Ise

Tujh Mein Agar Pyaas Hai
Baarish Ka Ghar Bhi Pass Hai
O, Roke Tujhe Koi Kyon Bhala
Sang Sang Tere Aakash Hai

Tu Dhoop Hain Jham Se Bikhar
Tu Hai Nadee O Bekhabar
Beh Chal Kahin Ud Chal Kahin
Dil Khush Jahan Teri Toh Manzil Hai Wahin

Khul Gaya Aasmaan Ka Rasta Dekho Khul Gaya
Mil Gaya Kho Gaya Tha Jo Sitara Mil Gaya, Mil Gaya

O, Roshan Hui Saari Zameen
Jagmag Hua Saara Jahaan
Udne Ko Tu Azad Hai
Bandhan Koi Abh Hai Kahan

Tu Dhoop Hain Jham Se Bikhar
Tu Hai Nadee O Bekhabar
Beh Chal Kahin Ud Chal Kahin
Dil Khush Jahan Teri Toh Manzil Hai Wahin

O, Kyun Is Kadar Hairaan Tu
Mausam Ka Hai Mehmaan Tu

Taare Zameen par...............Dekho Inhein Yeh hai

Song : Taare Zameen Par
Music : Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy
Lyrics : Prasoon...
Singers : Shankar Mahadevan, Dominique, Viviene

Dekho Inhein Yeh Hain Aas Ki Boondein
Patton Ki God Mein Aasmaan Se Koodein
Aandayee Lein Phir Karwat Badal Kar
Nazuk Se Moti Hans De Phisal Kar

Kho Na Jaaye Ye Taare Zameen Par

Yeh To Hain Sardi Mein Dhoop Ki Kirane
Utarein Jo Aangan Ko Sunhera Sa Karne
Mann Ke Aandheron Ko Roshan Sa Kar Dein
Thithurti Hatheli Ki Rangat Badal Dein

Kho Na Jaaye Ye Taare Zameen Par

Jaise Aankhon Ki Dibiya Mein Nindiya
Aur Nindiya Mein Meetha Sa Sapna
Aur Sapne Mein Mil Jaaye Farishta Sa Koi
Jaise Rangon Bhari Pichkari
Jaise Titliyan Phoolon Ki Kyari
Jaise Bina Matlab Ka Pyara Rishta Ho Koi

Yeh To Aasha Ki Lehar Hain
Yeh To Ummeed Ki Sehar Hain
Khusiyon Ki Nehar Hain

Kho Na Jaaye Ye Taare Zameen Par

Dekho Raaton Ke Seeney Pe Yeh Toh
Jhilmil Kisi Lau Se Ugey Hain
Yeh To Amboya Ki Khusboo Hain
Baagon Se Beh Chale
Jaise Kaanch Mein Choodi Ke Tukde
Jaise Khiley Khiley Phoolon Ke Mukhdey
Jaise Bansi Koi Bajaye Pedon Ke Taley

Yeh To Jhonke Hain Pawan Ke
Hain Yeh Ghungharoo Jeewan Ke
Yeh To Sur Hain Chaman Ke

Kho Na Jaaye Ye Taare Zameen Par

Muhaley Ki Raunak
Galiyan Hain Jaise
Khilney Ki Zid Par
Khaliyan Hain Jaise
Muthi Mein Mausam Ki
Jaise Hawayein
Yeh Hain Buzurgon Ke
Dil Ki Duwayein

Kho Na Jaaye Ye Taare Zameen Par

Kabhi Baatein Jaise Dadi Nani
Kabhi Chalkein Jaise Mum Mum Paani
Kabhi Ban Jaaye Bhole
Sawaalon Ki Jhadi
Sannatey Mein Hansee Ke Jaise
Sooney Hothon Pe Khushi Ke Jaise
Yeh To Noor Hain Barse Gar
Teri Kismat Ho Badi

Jaise Jheel Mein Lehraye Chanda
Jaise Bheed Mein Apne Ka Kandha
Jaise Manmauji Nadiya
Jhaag Udaye Kuch Kahe
Jaise Baithe Meethi Si Jhapki
Jaise Pyar Ki Dheemi Si Thapki
Jaise Kaanon Mein Sargam
Hardam Bajti Hi Rahe
Jaise Barkha Udati Hai Bundiya...

Taare Zameen Par.....................Kas Ke Joota Kas Ke Belt

Song : Jame Raho
Music : Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy
Lyrics : Prasoon...
Singers : Vishaal

Kas Ke Joota Kas Ke Belt
Khons Ke Andar Apni Shirt
Manzil Ko Chali Sawaari
Kandho Pe Zimmedari

Haath Mein File Man Mein Dum
Meelon Meel Chalenge Hum
Har Muskil Se Takrayenge
Tas Se Mus Na Honge Hum

Duniya Ka Naara Jame Raho
Manzil Ka Ishaara Jame Raho
Duniya Ka Naara Jame Raho
Manzil Ka Ishaara Jame Raho

Ye Sote Bhee Hain Attention
Aage Rehne Ki Hai Tension
Mehnat Inko Pyari Hai
Ekdum Aagyakari Hain

Ye Omlet Par Hi Jeete Hain
Ye Tonic Saare Peete Hain
Waqt Pe Sote Waqt Pe Khate
Taan Ke Seena Badhte Jate

Duniya Ka Naara Jame Raho...

Yahaan Alag Andaz Hai
Jaise Chidta Koi Saaz Hai
Har Kaam Ko Taala Karte Hain
Ye Sapne Paala Karte Hain

Ye Hardum Socha Karte Hain
Ye Khud Se Poocha Karte Hain

Kyon Duniya Ka Naara Jame Raho...

Ye Waqt Ke Kabhi Ghulam Nahin
Inhain Kisi Baat Ka Dhyan Nahin
Titli Se Milne Jaate Hain
Ye Pedon Se Batiyate Hain

Ye Hawa Batora Karte Hain
Barish Ki Boondein Padhate Hai
Aur Aasmaan Ke Canvas Pe
Ye Kalakariyan Karte Hain

Duniya Ka Naara Jame Raho...

Harpreet Guru..........

Sunday, December 21, 2008

What happens if there is a Nuke war between India and Pakistan Good one

What happens if there is a Nuke war between India and Pakistan Good one

Nice Analysis::-

During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet Satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 45 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way.

Recent studies commissioned by US department of Defense included one on nuclear war between India and Pakistan :

This was the scenario................

The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India. They don't need any permission from their government, and promptly order the countdowns.

Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution.

But they need permission from the Government of India.

They submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it to the Cabinet. The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session.

The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned indefinitely.

The President asks for a quick decision.

In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their attempts for a re-launch are still on.

Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week.

As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a caretaker government is installed.

The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government cannot take such a decision because elections are at hand.

The Election Commission files Public Interest Litigation in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power.

The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting!
PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation.

Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell
367 miles away from the target, on its own government building in Islamabad at 11.00AM.

Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight.

The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China and USA. The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree.

Its three months since the army had sought permission. But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity",

"anti-nuclear" activists come out against the Government's decision.
Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organized.

On the Pakistan side,
the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan.

Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes.

A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits it original

destination: Russia.

Russians successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad. The missile hits the target and creates havoc.

Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.

Thus India never gets to launch the missile.

>>>Harpreet Guru>>>


Tuesday, December 16, 2008

true love or just madness

There was a blind girl who used 2 hate every one except her boy friend.she always used to say that i'll marry u if i could see you. Suddenly 1 day some one donated eyes 2 that girl. When she saw her boyfriend ,she was shocked to see that he was also blind.Her boy friend asked "WILL U MARRY ME NOW"? she simply refused.Her boy friend smiled and went away saying, "just take care of my eyes…." thats what LOVE is……..

please send your opinion, i am analyst.


Monday, December 15, 2008

True Love

girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only
one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her
say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his
helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
if u r really loving some1 frm ur heart.....


Sunday, December 14, 2008

Mujhse shaadi karogi ................Joke

BOY:  Mujhse Shaadi Karogi

GIRL: Kya?


BOY:  Achhi Film Hai Na


GIRL: Kutte Ke Bache


BOY:  What??


GIRL:  Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na

Harpreet Guru

Saturday, December 13, 2008

I Want


I Live

I live in a world full of wonder
That very few see
Spending the whole of their lifetimes
Down on their knees

Seeing no further
Than the end of their nose
If that makes them happy
That's as far as life shows

I see things different
A world full of joy
Where no-one is worried
That you're a girl or a boy

I never will paddle
It's a waste of my time
Come swim in the deep
The water's divine

HARPREET GURU !!!!!........

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Sidhuisms...............BY: S. Navjot Singh Sidhu.


* He moved like a heavy duty truck (when a fielder dropped a catch due to

his slow reaction)

* As safe as a bucket ( for a fielder taking a catch successfully)

* A depression is where you have no belt to tighten.

* A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.

* A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on!

* A good example is the best sermon you can ever

* A good lather is half the shave.

* A lemon squeezed too hard yields a bitter juice.

* All that comes from cow is not milk.

* A man who is heading nowhere is sure to reach his destination.

* A pessimist is one who burns bridges before the enemy gets to them.

* A recession is where you have to tighten your belt.

* As innocent as freshly laid eggs.

o About Atal Behari Vajpayee.

* A small leak can sink a big ship.

* A tree is always known by its fruit.

* A true professional is like a chameleon - he will change colour to suit

his surroundings.

* Age is the perfect extinguisher for the fire of youth.

* All that comes from a cow is not milk.

* Bad habits are like comfy beds - easy to get into, very difficult to get

out of.

* Beauty even when silent is eloquent.

* Big boast, small roast.

* Call the bear uncle until you cross his bridge.

* Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

* Character isn't made in a crisis, but it IS shown in one.

* Commonsense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things as

they need to be done.

* Curry is a worry.

* Disappointments need to be cremated, not embalmed.

20 * Don't die until you're dead.

* Easy to criticise an egg, difficult to lay one.

* Even a cock crows over his own dung heap.

* Even a turtle won't move until he sticks his neck out.

* Every dog is a lion at his own door.

* Every time a lamb bleats, it loses a mouthful of hay.

* Everything comes out from a cow is not butter.

* Experience is the comb life gives you when you are bald.

* Experience is the thing you get right after you need it.

* Failure is a better teacher than success, but it will seldom get an apple.

* Faith in your abilities will help you face the music, e
ven if you don't

like the tune.

* Fine feathers make a fine bird.

* Flattery is like chewing gum, you chew it for a while, don't swallow it -

and after a while, spit it out!

* Gamblers are like toilets - broke one day, flush the next.

* Good deeds speak for themselves, the tongue only speaks of their


* He's shredded that into smithereens

* He has either got to tighten his belt or lose his pants.

* He looks at the umpire as innocent as a freshly laid egg.

* He who ceases to praise ceases to prosper.

* He who doesn't throw the dice will never get a six.

* He's 20like a tornado - he can really blow you off your feet.

* He's shredded that into smithereens

o (On Rahul Dravid hitting a boundary, India v England, 2002)

* He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.

o (On Indian fielder Sadagopan Ramesh's diving catch against Sri


* He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot

go beyond 30!

o (On Sri Lankan batsman Romesh Kaluwitharna who was wasting balls

without making runs)

* New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the

complete row will be down!

20 o (In India's last match against New Zealand)

* His mind is on the boisterous sea of doubt.

* Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.

* Hope is the elixer of life.

* Ideas are funny things - they don't work unless you do.

* If fate gives you a lemon, make lemonade.

* If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket.

* If the heavens throw you a date, open your mouth.

* If you dine with the devil, use a long spoon.

* If you enjoy a particular thing, you will always succeed at it.

* If you want to catch a fish, you have to lose
a fly

* If you want your hen to lay, you have to bear the cackling.

* Ifs and ands are like pots and pans, they all go tinkers.

* In life, as in chess, it is foresight which will win.

* In times of prosperity, remember it's the fattest pig that goes to the


* It is better to pluck the fruit from the tree than wait for it to fall.

* It is choice, not chance that determines destiny.

* It is tiny droplets of water that make a shower. He's believing his doubt

and doubting his belief.

* It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell-bent on committing suicide.

* It's not the early 20bird that gets the worm, it's the smart one.

* Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!

* Judge people by their performance, not by their intentions.

* Keep feeding your faith until your doubts starves to death.

* Liquor talks mighty loud when it's let loose from the jug.

* Mr Boycott, the last time you celebrated your birthday, the candles cost

more than the cake.

o To remind Sir Geoffery Boycott of his age, while the latter was

talking about his fascination with young Indian actress Shilpa Shetty

* My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.

* Next to good judgement, diamonds=2
0and pearls are the next rarest thing.

* Optimist is the one who looks at bullshit and sees fertilizer.

* Patience is the greatest of all shock-absorbers.

* Penny and penny will make many.

* Pitches are like wives - you never know which way they'll turn.

* Some students will drink from the fountain of knowledge - others will

simply gargle.

* Speed has little to do with your progress - it is more to do with


* Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian auto (auto rickshaw - form of

Indian taxi) meter.

* Statistics are like miniskirts (or bikinis). What they reveal is

tantalizing, but what they=2
0hide is crucial.

o Variant: Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what

they hide.

* Strength grows in the garden of patience.

* Strike when the iron is hot, and make the iron hot by striking.

* Success is a matter of luck and pluck.

* Success is the fruit of concentration.

* Talent is nothing if it's not controlled, harnessed and disciplined.

* That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!

o (When Saurav Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the


* The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in
the sea.

* The batsman is like an Indian three-wheeler - sucking a lot of diesel but

can't go beyond 30.

* The bill was buzzing past the head like a bumblebee breaking wind.

* The blood of the soldier gives glory to the general.

* The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

* The doghouse is no place to keep a sausage.

* The first blow is half the battle.

* The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car

through it... !!

* The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

* The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that

the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

o To Martin Crowe

* There's always light at the end of the tunnel, my friend, but beware, it

may be that of an oncoming train.

* The longer the rope, the tighter the noose.

* The older you get, the better you get - unless you're a banana.

* The only thing you can get in a hurry is trouble.

* The only thing you get in life without effort is dandruff.

* The weakness of your opposition is your strength.

* The whole world is not cleaned by soft soap.

* The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind a
nd you don't matter.

* Their batting lineup is like a row of cycles - if one falls, the entire

row collapses.

* There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

* There's free cheese in a mousetrap.

* They are like brooding hens on top of a china egg (quoting Michael Foot)

* They're trying to make a whistle sound like a trumpet.

* This is a batsman who is as eratic as the electricity supply in most parts

of India.

* Those openers are like nappies, and changed for the same reason.

* To achieve, you have to believe.

* To catch a trout, you must be prepared to lose a fly.

* To e
rr is human - but not too often.

* Troubles are like babies - the more you nurse them, the bigger they grow.

* Wallowing in foolishness like a rhinoceros in an African bog.

* Were "ifs" and "buts" pots and pans there would be no tinkers.

* When everything is coming your way, you might just be in the wrong lane of


* When you are an anvil, hold yourself still.

* When you are eating with the devil, you've got to have long utensils.

o Variant: When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a

long spoon!

* When you are submerged up to your ears in trouble, try using the part

isn't submerged.

* When you have no pants to hold up, it is time to panic.

* When you're a hammer, strike your fill.

* When you're running with the big dogs, you can't piddle like a puppy.

* Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

o (In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe)

* Winning is not important, but wanting to win is.

* You always make your own luck.

* You aren't rewarded for having brains, you're rewarded for using them.

* You can't squeeze toothpaste back into the tube.

* You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you ca
n't take the jungle

out of the tiger.

* You can't prevent the consequences of your mistakes.

* You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

* You've got to put the saddle on the right horse.

* Your originality is your strength.

* Warne is a victim of his own success. He has taken to women the way an

ostrich takes to the skies

* If my aunty had been a man she would have been my uncle

* He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition

* This bowler bowls so slow that the batsmen have enough time to call home

and talk to their wives between every delivery

0Pitches are like husband!!! They keep slowing down!!!

* His footwork is like a car in a traffic jam

* His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that

* The ball missed the bat like a kiss in a hindi movie

* The Sri Lankans are running between the wickets as if their wives are

chasing them with a belan

* Indian Cricket is like Indian monsoon, when it rains it pours, or else

there is Drought

* Cricket is the game of glorious uncertainities! Glorious-When SriLankans

play, Uncertain-when India play

* In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left

* Indians should no
w be on their toes like midgets at a urinal

* For the indians now it's 'fightback' or 'flightback'

* Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle

* Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test

against Zimbabwe:

…Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg. Why a China egg? Because nothing

will hatch out of it!

* Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two

* Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm

* Prasad beat a Sri Lankan batsman: "He opened him like a can of beans".

* Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair: "The wily fox is back. 20Its

an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs".

* About the Zimbabwean batsmen: "Cats on a hot tin roof…"

* Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order: "They are so timid,

they wouldn't say boo to a goose!"

* I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for

support, not illumination

HARPREET GURU !!!!!..........

Saturday, December 6, 2008


"As the kindled fire consumes the fuel, so in the flame of wisdom the embers of action are burnt to ashes."



Dr. Laurence J. Peter: "Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."


"I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be."

"Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny."--


"Defamation is becoming a necessity of life; in as much as a dish of tea in the morning or evening cannot be digested without this stimulant"

Thomas Jefferson



tears in your eyes and pain in your cheeks when you laugh too hard, let there be vision of rainbows when it gets too cloudy and u cant take no more, let there be space in your heart, your own heaven on earth, and most importantly.... let there be love.

credits: julia


To forgive
Is to remember

That we have room in our hearts to
Begin again

And again,

And again.

~~ Author Unknown ~~


There comes a point in your life when you realize:

Who matters,
Who never did,
Who won't anymore...
And who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

author: unknown


Harpreet Guru!!!!


1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and
height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them."

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's
workshop" And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who
is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets,
keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,
improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next
county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.


Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
moments that take our breath away.

Harpreet Guru!!!!

We don't need you

फूलो से कह दो महकना बंद कर दे, की उनकी महक की कोई जरूरत नही....

सितारो से कह दो चमकना बंद कर दे, की उनकी चमक की कोई जरूरत नही....

भवरो स87 कह दो अब ना गुनगुनाये, की उनकी गुंजन की कोई जरुरत नही....

सागर की लहरे चाहे तो थम जाये, की उनकी भी कोई जरुरत नही.....

सुरज चाहे तो ना आA4े बाहर्, की उसकी किरणो की भी जरुरत नही....

चाँद चाहे तो ना चमके रात भर, की उसके आने की भी जरुरत नही....

वो जो आ गये हैं इस जहाँ में, तो A 4ुनिया मे और किसी खूबसूरती की जरुरत ही नही

लब्ज आप दो
गीत हम बनायेंगे ...
मंजील आप पाओ
रास्ता हम बनायेंगे ...
खुश आप रहो
खुशीयां हA4 दिलायेंगे ...
आप बस दोस्त बने रहो
दोस्ती हम निभायेंगे


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Friday, December 5, 2008

AWESOME.................Don't miss the Moral




Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.

But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.

Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English

PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.

Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.

He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).

PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and

Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.

Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy.

Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history

Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.

PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". He replied "1947" and

Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".

He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now.

Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

 ... :-)


Simple Living

Simple Living

Subject: Warren Buffet

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life.

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and now regrets that he started too late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year.

7. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEOs only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

8. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His pastime after he gets home is to make himself some popcorn and watch Television.

9. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

10. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone nor has a computer on his desk.

11. His advice to young people, "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself", and Remember:
A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who creates money.
B. Live your life as simple as you can.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen to them, but do what you feel good.
D. Don't go on brand names; just wear those things in which you feel comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend them on who are really in need, rather.
F. After all it's your life; then why do we give a chance to others to rule our lives.

Amar Shaheed """BHAGAT SINGH"" ........... Quotations


About him and his comrades..

* Let me announce with all the strength at my command, that I am not a terrorist and I never was, except perhaps in the beginning of my revolutionary career. And I am convinced that we cannot gain anything through those methods. One can easily judge it from the history of the Hindustan Socialist Republican Association. All our activities were directed towards an aim, i.e., identifying ourselves with the great movement as its military wing. If anybody has misunderstood me, let him amend his ideas. I do not mean that bombs and pistols are useless, rather the contrary. But I mean to say that mere bomb-throwing is not only useless but sometimes harmful. The military department of the party should always keep ready all the war-material it can command for any emergency. It should back the political work of the party. It cannot and should not work independently.

* We humbly claim to be no more than serious students of the history and conditions of our country and her aspirations. We despise hypocrisy.

* Man acts only when he is sure of the justness of his action, as we threw the bomb in the Legislative Assembly.

* We wanted to point out that according to the verdict of your court we had waged war and we're therefore war prisoners. And we claim to be treated as such, i.e., we claim to be shot dead instead of to be hanged. It rests with you to prove that you really meant what your court has said.We request and hope that you will very kindly order the military department to send its detachment to perform our execution.

* Do you mean to imply that had we not entered the field, no revolutionary work would have taken place at all? If this be your contention, then you are mistaken, though it is right that we also proved helpful to an extent in changing the environment. But, then, we are only a product of the need of our times."


* I emphasise that I am full of ambition and hope and of full charm of life. But I can renounce all at the time of need, and that is the real sacrifice.*

* ...by crushing individuals, they cannot kill ideas.*

* What hope should I entertain? I know that will be the end when the rope is tightened round my neck and the rafters move from under my feet. To use more precise religious terminology, that will be the moment of utter annihilation. My soul will come to nothing. If I take the courage to take the matter in the light of 'Reward', I see that a short life of struggle with no such magnificent end shall itself be my 'Reward.' That is all. Without any selfish motive of getting any reward here or in the hereafter, quite disinterestedly have I devoted my life to the cause of freedom. I could not act otherwise.*

* We become pitiable and ridiculous when we imbibe an unreasoned mysticism in our life without any natural or substantial basis. People like us, who are proud to be revolutionary in every sense, should always be prepared to bear all the difficulties, anxieties, pain and suffering which we invite upon ourselves by the struggles initiated by us and for which we call ourselves revolutionary.*


* Love always elevates the character of man. It never lowers him, provided love be love.*


* Force when aggressively applied is "violence" and is, therefore, morally unjustifiable, but when it is used in the furtherance of a legitimate cause, it has its moral justification. The elimination of force at all costs in Utopian..*


* The sanctity of law can be maintained only so long as it is the expression of the will of the people.*


* If, as you believe there is an Almighty, Omnipresent, Omniscient God, who created the earth or universe, please let me know, first of all, as to why he created this world. This world which is full of woe and grief, and countless miseries, where not even one person lives in peace....Where is God? What is He doing? Is He getting a diseased pleasure out of it? A Nero! A Genghis Khan! Down with Him!*

* The dirty alliance between religious preachers and possessors of power brought the boon of prisons, gallows, knouts and above all such theories for the mankind.*

* Society must fight against this belief in God as it fought against idol worship and other narrow conceptions of religion. In this way man will try to stand on his feet. Being realistic, he will have to throw his faith aside and face all adversaries with courage and valour. That is exactly my state of mind.*

* It is necessary for every person who stands for progress to criticise every tenet of old beliefs. Item by item he has to challenge the efficacy of old faith. He has to analyse and understand all the details. If after rigorous reasoning, one is led to believe in any theory of philosophy, his faith is appreciated. His reasoning may be mistaken and even fallacious. But there is chance that he will be corrected because Reason is the guiding principle of his life. But belief, I should say blind belief is disastrous. It deprives a man of his understanding power and makes him reactionary.*

* ...as I reject the old time beliefs, it is not a matter of countering belief with belief, rather I can challenge the efficacy of old beliefs with sound arguments. We believe in nature and that human progress depends on the domination of man over nature. There is no conscious power behind it. This is our philosophy.*


* For us, compromise never means surrender, but a step forward and some rest. That is all and nothing else.*

* There are certain people in the labour movement who enlist some absurd ideas about the economic liberty of the peasants and workers without political freedom. They are demagogues or muddle-headed people. Such ideas are unimaginable and preposterous. We mean the economic liberty of the masses, and for that very purpose we are striving to win the political power. No doubt in the beginning, we shall have to fight for little economic demands and privileges of these classes. But these struggles are the best means for educating them for a final struggles are the best means for educating them for a final struggle to conquer political power.*


* Inquilab Zindabad (Long live the revolution)The Martyr: Bhagat Singh - Experiments in Revolution By Kuldip Nayar*

* 'Revolution' does not necessarily involve sanguinary strife nor is there any place in it for individual vendetta. It is not the cult of the bomb and the pistol. By 'Revolution' we mean that the present order of things, which is based on manifest injustice, must change.*

* Revolution is an inalienable right of mankind. Freedom is an imperishable birth right of all. Labour is the real sustainer of society. The sovereignty of the ultimate destiny of the workers.*

* The revolutionaries must always keep in mind that they are striving for a complete revolution.*

* Merciless criticism and independent thinking are the two necessary traits of revolutionary thinking.*

* We have already very many such leaders who spare some evening hours for delivering speeches. They are useless. We require — to use the term so dear to Lenin — the "professional revolutionaries". The whole-time workers who have no other ambitions or life-work except the revolution.*

* Crush your individuality first. Shake off the dreams of personal comfort. Then start to work. Inch by inch you shall have to proceed. It needs courage, perseverance and very strong determination. No difficulties and no hardships shall discourage you. No failure and betrayals shall dishearten you. No travails (!) imposed upon you shall snuff out the revolutionary will in you. Through the ordeal of sufferings and sacrifice you shall come out victorious. And these individual victories shall be the valuable assets of the revolution.*

* Let us declare that the state of war does exist and shall exist so long as the Indian toiling masses and the natural resources are being exploited by a handful of parasites. They may be purely British Capitalist or mixed British and Indian or even purely Indian. They may be carrying on their insidious exploitation through mixed or even on purely Indian bureaucratic apparatus. All these things make no difference. ".....The war neither began with us nor is it going to end with our lives."*

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Believe in yourself

Believe in yourself.


Believe in what makes you feel good and what makes you happy.

Believe in the dreams, you have always wanted to come true and give them every chance to .

No one knows the ultimate meaning of life.

But for those who believe in their dreams and in themselves life is a precious gift in which anything is possible.


As I looked into your eyes
I knew something was wrong
And then you said goodbye
We had been together too long

You said you didn't feel for me
The same way I did for you
And after years of our love
We were actually through

I said you won't go
You said you can't stay
But how was I supposed to know
It would all end that day

I told you how much I would miss
Each and every day
And that was when we kissed
And you turned and walked away.

Harpreet Guru!!!!!!



Dear Mr. Prime minister

I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mice. Mouse at least squeak but we don't even do that.

Today I heard your speech. In which you said 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb blast in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our bollywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India.

Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys I realize that if same thing continues days are not away when terrorist will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactor and there will be one more Hiroshima.

We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.

Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it?

I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money.  Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief Ministers I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those houses, enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will.

Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are not aware of it... Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these gundas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything.

If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to write you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN. You politician have raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.

Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. He is an intelligent person, a fine human being. You politician didn't even spare him.  Your party along with opposition joined the hands, because politician feels they are supreme and there is no place for good person.

Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose all selfish politicians. Ask Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account holders. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolf among us.. There will be political upheaval but that will better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day.  Just give us ambient where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of.

Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?





What GIRLS thinks about the BOYS.....................

What Girls Thinks About Boys.

1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonder
ful-and-nice-you-are method.

6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye.

9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

11. Guys are very open about themselves.

12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

14. Guys love you more than you love them.
15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.

16. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me.

23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

32. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them.

33. They love it when girls talk about their boobs.

35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.

37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. this is very true.

38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.

Harpreet Guru