Saturday, December 19, 2009

For All Beautiful Women Out There

When LORD created woman he was working late in the 6ht day,
An Angel came by and said, "Why spend so much time on that one?"

And the LORD answered:
" Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?
She must be washable, But not made of plastic, Have more than 50 moving parts which must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, Give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands."

The Angel was Impressed.
"Just two hands..........Impossible!
And this is the standard model?"
"Too much work for one day..........wait untill tomorrow and then complete her."

"I will not", Said the LORD. "I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the Favourite of my Heart."
"She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day."
The angel came nearer and touched the woman.

"But you have made her so soft, LORD."
"She is soft." Said the LORD, "But i have also made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome."
"Can She Think?" the angle asked.
The LORD answered:
"Not only can she think, She can reason and negotitate."

The Angel Touched the woman's cheek..........
"LORD, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her."
"She is not leaking.........IT's a tear." the LORD corrected the angel.
"what's it for?" asked the angel.

And the lord said:
"Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness,her suffering and her pride."
This made a big impression on the angel; "LORD you are genius. You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvellous!"

Indeed She is!
Woman has strengths that amazes man.
She can handle Troubles and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when feeling like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.

She fights for what she believe in.
Stand up against injustice.
She doesn't take "No" for an answer, When she can see a better solution.
She gives herself so her family can thrive.
She takes her friends to doctor if she is afraid.
Her love is unconditional.
She cries when her kids are victorious.
She is happy when her friends do well.
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.

Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.
But She finds the strength to get on with life.
She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.

There is only one thing wrong with her.

She forgets what she is worth................

Pass this on to your lady friends to remind them how fantastic they are.
Pass this on to males you know, Sometimes they need to be reminded.

Love, Harpreet.

A thought a day

Limits exist only in the mind.

Ø Don’t look for a life… Life is already with you….. Just live it.

Ø If you don’t succeed in the first attempt, Call it version 1.0

Ø The most effective way to do it, is to do it.

Ø People are as happy as they decide to be.

Ø If I love myself despite my infinite faults, how can I hate anyone at the glimpse of a few fault.

Ø To achieve something you’ve never achieved before, you must become someone you have never been before.

Ø God has time to listen, do you have a time to pray.

Ø How you are going to feel today is a decision you make.

Ø Be careful what you set your heart upon for it will surely be yours.

Ø Life is like a FLUTE, it may have several HOLES and EMPTINESS, But if we work on it, the same flute produces magical melodies.

Ø An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out.

Ø Those who try……. FAIL…. LEARN…….. AND SUCCEED.

Ø The greatest risk you can take in life is to risk nothing.

Ø Love is just a word unless someone come to you along with meaning.

Ø The most time you will have to spend in your life is with yourself. So make yourself as interesting as possible. LOVE YOURSELF.

Ø If I’d know I was going to live this long. I’d have taken better car of myself. NOTHING IS MORE THAN YOU. TAKE CARE.

Ø Any man can love a million girls, but only a REAL MAN can love one girl in a million ways……

Ø Everyone wants to save the world, nobody wants to help mummy with dishes.

Ø T he only remedy to love is to love more.

Ø T he world has the habit of making room for the man whose actions show that he knows where he is going.

Ø What you want to be is more important than what you are.

Ø LIFE IS LIKE A MIRROR – It never reflects more than we can put into it.

Ø Ek bahut bade sharabi ki car ke piche likha tha…… DAARU PEE AUR BANDA BAN… ROTI TO KUTTE BHI KAH LETHE HAIN.

Ø Your smile is your best friend, make it someone else’s too. Be happy, it’s a one way of being wise.