Hilarious Husband1.0

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy


Dear Tech Support ,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in

the overall
system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated

flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0 .


In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NEWS 5.0,
MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .


Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.


Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.


What can I do?


Signed,



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Reply


DEAR Madam,


First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an

operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not

forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the

applications Jewellery
2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to

Silence 2.5 or
Beer 6.1 .

Please note that Beer 6..1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus

in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)


In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are

unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn

new
applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!