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Why Still People Laugh On Sikhs ......!!

Facts:

- From 1857 to 1947,121 freedom fighters were hanged by the British out of which 93 were

Sikhs.

- 2600 were sent to the Andamans out of which 2350 were Sikhs..

- 66 were blown by cannon shells all 66 were Sikhs.

- Property of 2500 freedom fighters were destroyed out of which 2300+ were of Sikhs.

- I Wonder why still people laugh singularly make jokes on Sikhs!

The truth must be told.

Plz forward .....if u have respect for them..!!

Girls Are Like Apples On a Apple Tree

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.

Why Pappu Failed

Funny Hindi Shyari

khud ko jalana chata hoon

Ajeeb Shakhs hoon Khudh ko jalana chahta hoon,
Mein khudh ko rakh kar kahe bhool jana chaht hoon,

Meray naseeb ki khushiyan bhi kab milli mujhko,
Bas ab to umer bhar ansoo bahana chahta hoon,

Najaney kitni mohabbat hai ranj-o-gham hai mujhey,
Koi bhi dard ho dil mein chupana chahta hoon,


Baha baha ke yeh ansoo bikhar chuka hoon bohaat,
simat ke zaat mein ab muskurana chahta hoon,

Jisey aik umer se Dil mein basa kai rakha hai,
Woh raaz aaj mein sab ko batana chahta hoon,

Wohi yaad hai jo acha kaha hai logo ne,
Baqaya sarey sitam bhool jana chahta hoon,

Mujhe zamaney nai pathar samjh liya hai magar,
Mein aik insan hoon sab ko batana chahta hoon,

Jo mujh se ruth chuky hain zamaney ki khushiyan,
To mein bhi khushyon se ab ruth jana chahta hoon,

Woh meri khwahishein woh mera khuwaab woh mera bacheni,
Umer rafta mein phir sai woh pana chahta hoon,

Koi to ho jo mujhe bhi lagaye seenay se,
Kisi ko mein bhi gham apna sunana chahta hoon

My Shayari..............

Har Jakham sah lete hai
jindagi uhi ji lete hai
hath mila lete hai jisne dosti ka ek bar
fir un hatho se jahar bhi ppi lete hai

kuch is tarah se pyar kar bethe hum ke khud ko hi sambhal na paye,
har waqt yu to the hons me hum par kambakth unko ye samja na shake,
saath chale rahe unke magar unko ye ahsaas dila na shake,
pyar to unko bhi tha hamse magar who keh na sake, aur hum samaj na shake.


KAUN KISKO DIL MAIN JAGAH DETA HAI..
PED BHI SHUKHEY PATTEY GIRA DETA HAI…
WAKIF HAI HUM DUNIYA K RIWAZO SE,
DIL BHAR JAYE TOH HAR KOI BHULA DETA HAI….

e Sanam har faisala mujhe tera manjur hai,
Samne tere teri mehbooba bahot majboor hai
kam nahi hai roshni tere pyar ki
shayad mere pyar me khuda ko yahi manjoor hai

Har dua me jaise ek fariyaad chhipi ho
Tanhaee me kisi ke saath chhipi ho
Lamho me kisi ki yaad chhipi ho
Is khamoshi me jaise koi baat chhipi ho

Pyar chupta nahi aankhen chupane se,
dil rukta nahi kisike samjhane se,
Ruk jati hai dhadkan tujhe bhul jaane se,
hum tujhe yaad karte hai jeene ke bahane se'.

Thak gaye hum apka intazar karte karte,
roj hajar bar khuda se takrar karte karte,
tin labz apke jaban se nahi nikle,
tut gaye hum ek tarfa pyar karte karte.

iska jaha naam hota hai,
tadpna uljna aam hota hai,
khushnashibo ko isq ho nahi sakta,
ye to badnashibo ka kam hota hai.

Barso gujar gaye rokar nahi dekha,
in ankho ko ansuo se dhokhar nahi dekha,
wo kya jane pyar kya chij hoti hai,
jisne kabhi kisi ko khokar nahi dekha.

Sabhi ko sab kuch nahi milta,
nadi ki har lahar ko sahil nahi milta,
ye dil walo ki duniya hai yaar,
kisi ko dil nahi mailta aur kisi ko dil se nahi milta.

Us ajnabi ka yun injar na karte,
Is ashiq dil ka na aitbar na karte,
roj niklenga uski yaad me ek ansoo,
ye maloom hota to kabhi us se pyar na karte

DO KADAM CHALNE KELIYE SATH MANGAA HAI
BAS PAL-DO-PAL KELIYE PYAR UDHAAR MANGA HAI
NA CHUPA APNE GUM KO TABASSUM KE PICHE
MAINE TUJHE SARE GUMON KE SATH MANGAA HAI.

Aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yaadon ka gulaam kar gaya,
apni zindagi girvi rakhkar khareeda tha jise,
aaj vahi hame neelaam kar gaya.

Ji bhar kar roye to karar paya,
is dour me kisne sachha pyar paya,
jindagi gujar rahi thi inthane se ki....,
ek jakham bhara nahi aur dusra taiyar paya.

Agar mai mar gaya to jala dena,
par jalane se pahle dil nikal dena,
are hume fikar nahi dil jal jane ki
fikar hai to is dil me rahne walo ki.

char ful hum par gire,
char ful unpar gire,
vo bhi saj rahe the,
hum bhi saj rahe the,
bas fark itna tha hum dono me...
ve Duniya basa rahe the,
aur hum Duniya se ja rahe the.

Ap samjhte haiki humne apko bhula rakha hai,
Humne to apko dil me chupa rakha hai,
KOi dekh na le apko humari ankho me,
is liye humne palko ko bhi jhuka rakha hai.

Har dhadkan me ek raaj hota ha,
har baat karne ka ek andaj hota hai,
Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki,
tab tak har kisi ko apne pyar par naaj hota hai.

Apno ne jahar ka jaam de diya,
gairo ne bewafa naam de diya,
jo kahte the hume bhul na jana,
usine bhulne ka paigaam de diya.

Do Not Take Tension........

The moment you are in tension

You will lose your attention

Then you are in total confusion

and you'll feel irritation

This may spoil your personal relation

Ultimately, you won't get co-operation

And get things into complication

Then your BP may raise caution

And you may have to take medication

Why not try understanding the situation

And try to think about the solution

Many Problems will be solved by discussion

Which will work out better in your profession

Don't think it's my free suggestion

It is only for your prevention

If you understand my intention

You'll never come again into tension!!!

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Good One To Laugh

1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein




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